I get violent when I play sims. Mary was jumping on my trampoline with her son at 4am! So I trapped her. Her son got out and got engaged to one of my sims, but Mrs. Coddle died in my trampoline room death trap.

I get violent when I play sims.

Mary was jumping on my trampoline with her son at 4am! So I trapped her. Her son got out and got engaged to one of my sims, but Mrs. Coddle died in my trampoline room death trap.

Lots to celebrate tonight…

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yesss. everybody like and reblog and stuffff!

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nailed it

netflix is the greatest thing, ever.

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sarapunzel:

real women have curve

just one curve

real women are circle

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Been waiting for this for so long

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Reblog if you consider Ten your Doctor.

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I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.

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For Nine.

For Eleven. 

 

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Preach it, sister!

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BABY FOOD CHALLENGE (x)

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fuckyeahawfulfantrolls: Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old. You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns. You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠ you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik ((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!) starts blog called beautifulfantrolls  posts this 500 times I love shitty fan fiction. It’s the best thing for lulz.

fuckyeahawfulfantrolls:

Hi your name is Enobie D’rknes Demnta Ravern Wayein and you have long ebony blak hair (hat’s how u got ur name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches ur mid-back and goffik black blood and a lot of people tell you you look like Troll Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). You’re also a rainbow drinker and you are almost 8 sweeps old.

You’re a goth (in case you couldn’t tell). You love Hot Trollpic and you buy all ur clothes from there. For example today you are wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. You are wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow.

Your symbols is a pentragram, like ur horns.

You’re mateprits are Midnight (who used to be called Karkat, he has goffic crimson blud like you) and oblivion who used 2 be called dave

And ur moirail iz a goffik clown called gameze

al of da trolls are goffs now and dey are moved from prospit to derse except dat preppy bich feferi with her preppy pink blood. You hate her so much. ♠ ♠ ♠

you are the Vampire of blood and you r god teer and you are on derse which iz goffik

((yes a joke obviously, but, still, enoby troll!)
starts blog called beautifulfantrolls 
posts this 500 times

I love shitty fan fiction. It’s the best thing for lulz.

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